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WE ARE THE 100%
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Remilia
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Explosives and soap indeed. I have been trying to find you for the alliance for quite a while as well...

We would greatly appreciate working with you in future. If you wish, you could come by for a visit to our channel located slightly behind the fourth wall.
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Hungerer
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
One small taste of vengeance has been supped and we have forks a glistening for more.

CATS LAUGHING NOW. YES?

FORKS HELD HIGH WE COME FOR YOU!

Please contact this Cat or that Cat or those Mansion folk should you wish to join in this terrible, horrible, bloody fun.

BARK.BARK.BARK@MEWMEWMEWKITTY.COM.AU does not but should exist.
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Fellis
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

-The most adorable puppy
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Remilia
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
A most enjoyable time indeed. I look forward to our next project.
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Maverick
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Quote:
- You read the book. The book details the use of kittens as thrown weapons. You learned something from the book! You gain 10 experience points! (2012-03-26 18:14:25).



I foresee a new tactic being employed very soon. It will be my duty to instruct others on implementation of this. Although it is very tempting to swing a cat by the tail when hurling them at your enemies, it appears that the best method is similar to that of throwing a shot. Distance is very important, as cats are sometimes known to emit waves of deadly energy, or unspeakably horrible tentacles. Do not under any circumstances allow the cat to become aware of what you intend to do... Uh oh. Erm... Hey look over there at that very distracting distraction!
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catvom
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Maverick wrote:
Do not under any circumstances allow the cat to become aware of what you intend to do... Uh oh. Erm... Hey look over there at that very distracting distraction!


On the contrary, make sure the cat is as riled up as possible before throwing (pref at your targets face). That way when it hits it is nothing but claws and evil.

In fact, rub it up and down a nylon sweater first to generate a static charge.
Thus the Static Electric Cat Bomb was born....true story
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Anomaly
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Schrodinger's Cat is not dead.

Schrodinger's Cat is pleased to confirm that a great blow has been struck for freedom as some CHAOS people and some Scarlet people got together and nuked some other people all in the name of statistical aberrations. All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again. Soon the profits of doom shall rise from the ashes of the Nexal Flag-Grabbing Crisis and we will run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
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Hungerer
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm saluting, but you can't see me because I am unvisible.
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Fellis
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
The most adorable puppy was late for the happy fun times but managed to make it to the afterparty where he met a new dinosaur friend!! Surprised Surprised Surprised

The most adorable puppy managed to get some documentary footage of the happy fun times and hopes everyone will attend the screening of:



The most adorable puppy apologizes if you were left out of the movie poster.
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Meric
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
The future in all its glory


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Mallich
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
A Velociraptor thinks that the ID-puppy would taste delicious, in fact, if the ID-puppy could stay still for just a li -
The Velociraptor pauses, seeing a dinosaur on the wall standing next to Patchouli! The raptor growls at this new threat and advances towards the poster!
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Hungerer
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Meric wrote:
The future in all its glory



That's the past as well. Only now, the past bites back. Well, claws. And likes being sat on by butts. It's easier to summon tentacles from there.

B t C
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