Random and Funny: Dumbest suggestion thread 2

[Shadok]

Since the old thread has gone haywire, this is the new dumbest/funniest suggestion thread. That's about all. Carry on people.
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[Whytemeet]

New skill: Secret Identity. 5 AP to activate 1 MP per tick. Gives you the status effect Secret Identity, while you are under this status effect, any action you perform will not show up with your character name but instead just say, a masked man/woman.
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[Dangermouse]

Bullhorn range enchants and bullhorn free ap enchants. Let's get er done.

[Quixotic]

[saulres]

I think you missed the "ranged" part.

Someone used a bullhorn to say "'BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK". The sound was warped, like it was coming from another plane.

[Kylinn]

lol, extended range on bullhorns might encourage the puppy to start barking again? Truly a mixed blessing. Not to mention how far the Word of Alonnam could be spread.

[Ifreann]

Allow multiple bullhorns to be used at once, with a commensurate increase in volume and impact.
- Someone used several bullhorns to say "TESTING". The sound seems to come from everywhere at once!
- The incredible sound has destroyed the door and shattered the windows, spraying glass everywhere. You take 3 points of Slashing damage!
- The blast of sound has burst your eardrums! You will be unable to hear until you receive medical attention, or your ears heal on their own.
- The sheer force of the sound is like a blow to your face. You take 9 points of Impact damage! Your teeth have shattered! You will be unable to eat solid food without terrible pain!
- You have been stunned by the sensory overload! You will suffer a -10% penalty to your attack and dodge chances until you regain your sense of balance.
- The magical wards protecting this area have been destroyed!



Balance? What is balance? All power to the bullhorns!

[Mallich]

A smith with a chainmail shirt and 6 chainsaws can combine them all to form the "chainsawmail shirt". Doing so will overload the Nexus with win and awesome, instantly ending that Breath with the smith triumphant.
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[Kandarin]

I propose that the location on your character list should become the cursed � symbol when your character is in the Maze.

[Buttercup]

Calming Influence - A boon granted by Alonai to the angels of pure intent and deed, as a means of protection for those who choose not to wield a blade or other weapons in their furthering of the ends of good.

Non-violent angels, by their mere presence, can soothe the spirits of even the most aggressive pets, rendering them docile and disinterested in attacking anyone within the same tile as them. They will, however, still retaliate if they or their master are attacked.
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Murder Monkey

[saulres]

We can write graffiti on rocks. I suggest we be allowed to write graffiti on rocks we throw.

Hitting someone with a graffiti-rock would cause their Physical Description to be modified with "He has <graffiti> imprinted backwards in his forehead."

[Kylinn]

[Mallich]

[LoganRuns]

Magic Eraser: Removes chalk and marker graffiti. No effect on dried blood, that stuff stains.
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[Lijitsu]