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Nexus Clash :: View topic - Avengers looking for Bodies.
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Currently (as of June 15, 2016) needed:
-Raiding petmaster
-Alchemist/enchanter with access to Arcane
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The night is cold. You've been walking for miles along back country roads, deep rutted and sucking at your heels after the recent rains. The stars are hidden behind a wispy scrim of cloud and the fat, full moon only barely peeks through. Ahead in the gloom, you spy something...boxy. As you draw closer, you realize that it is, incredibly, a building. There is a soft flickering light in the window.
You decide to:
>Keep walking, this place is trouble.
>Break a window
>Walk inside
>Set up camp here, you'll worry about it tomorrow
You decide to walk inside. What's the worst that could happen? This kind of thing never goes too badly. You might get chained up in the basement by some inbred so-and-so with a penchant for mutilating drifters, but that's not so bad...
"Welcome to the Winchester. So. What's yer poison?"
Completely ignoring the intangibility of the bartender and the improbability that he could physically pick up any booze to offer you, you respond:
>One virgin appletini, with one of those teensy umbrellas
>Whatever you have on tap
>I'm not thirsty, is the kitchen open?
>Hang on, how is this supposed to work?
Skirting the issue, the bartender snorts and nods towards a cup that has presumably been sitting on the bar for a long time.
You stare uncomfortably at the liquid, wondering just how offended the barkeep will be if you dump it on the floor.
"It's not usually this empty. The regulars are out raising hell. They should be back pretty soon." He's been polishing the same spot on the same glass for quite some time now. It's really warm in here. You feel sweat begin to prickle along your hairline.
"...are you joining, or what?"
>This seems to be moving a bit fast...
>Join what? You're seriously bad at explaining yourself.
>And if I don't?
>Sure. Whatever. Sign me up. It beats dying alone.
"Well then. We'll find you a room. And...you're gonna have to drink that, first."
Last edited by Lychwood on Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:48 pm; edited 5 times in total
Why are zombies trying to take bites out of the Death Star? _________________ |The Devil On Your Shoulder 4407 | Mira Lasan 1724 | Officer Horwood 1763 | A Ghast 5143 | A Velociraptor 3721 | Father Christmas 3115 |
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Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 11:01 am Post subject:
And why would a Vampire leave any blood on a badge? They're supposed to consume it all _________________ 8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: HOW IS 42 KILLS AN A
8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: FOURTY TWO
8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: FOURTY TWOOOO
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Zombie vs. Death Star: Barhah. The residents of the Death Star need Barhah on a most serious tip.
Vampires: messy eater. Consider it the equivalent of cookie crumbs.
My characters have been murdered by Avengers. I give them two slightly-murdered thumbs up. Would be murdered again: courteous and effective murdering service.
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