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Darkwingstalker Mortal


Joined: Apr 12, 2010 Posts: 31
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:26 pm Post subject: Chaos Chaos Chaos: The Attitude Era |
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As CCC progresses past its cuddly image, we have made enemies of EVERYONE IN LAURENTIA, except for our tag-team partners (and number 1 allies) The Burning Heralds.
Everyone else will be glared on on sight and you may be mushed into a bloody pulp. We are now the biggest heels in this Nexus, and we challenge any of you to fight us one on one (but not until the Wyrm hunt is done please) to show that we don't like you and you are our mortal anemones.
No love and no kisses,
Rubbish Wolverine
P.S: We are also still friendly with Santa, who is our number 2 pal. Huojin the Lich is our Number 3 ally because he's sooooooo dreamy. We also have conflicting feelings about Fake Thomas Jefferson - fake president, real affection. |
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Fellis Developer


Joined: Nov 28, 2011 Posts: 299
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:37 pm Post subject: |
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You can't trust that fake president, he gives away the secret too easily. You see him and you think, man this guy looks like Thomas Jefferson but something is off. It might be the long black onesie robe! It might be the giant warts on his face! It might be the crooked nose! It might be the bushy black eyebrows and balding crown! It might be the propensity for violence against Smurfs! WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST GARGAMEL WHAT HAPPENED TO THOMAS JEFFERSON MY 3RD FAVORITE US PRESIDENT?
And what is he really hiding???!
-Melvil Dewey
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Fellis Developer


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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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SANTA IS OK IN MY BOOK, IT IS A PICTURE BOOK FULL OF PEOPLE I AM OKAY WITH, AND IT HAS A PICTURE OF SANTA
PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR THE BOOK BACK, BURNING HERALDS, I'M STILL LEARNING HOW TO READ
-A shadowy figure that is definitely not Melvil Dewey
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Darkwingstalker Mortal


Joined: Apr 12, 2010 Posts: 31
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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WE WILL PAY THE FEES THOUGH. WE WOULD NEVER TRY TO STIFF OUR ALLIES.
We tip 30% every time we go to the library! |
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Azure Active Member


Joined: Sep 11, 2015 Posts: 132 Location: Yes
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Darkwingstalker wrote: | WE WILL PAY THE FEES THOUGH. WE WOULD NEVER TRY TO STIFF OUR ALLIES.
We tip 30% every time we go to the library! |
Make sure you deposit your newspapers at your nearest Tem Shop facilities! _________________ A Stinky Hobo (id=9592)|| METTATON (10068) || Tamamo (10358) || Feely (9584) || Goat Wizard (void 9585) |
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Fellis Developer


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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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YES YES WE ARE COMING FOR YOU NEXUS AND WE WILL CRY HAVOC AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF
an intern runs in with a new script
Peace! Peace and prosperity for all! We are declaring the new attitude of CCC towards the Nexus to be free love and good vibes by the declaration of Leader Sunete!
-Melvil Dewey, but this time behind the CCC newsdesk: a cardboard box set up on a pile of skulls in stygia |
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Lychwood Active Member


Joined: Jul 05, 2014 Posts: 204
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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HIYA HIYA HIYA! ONE FROG OF WAR, REPORTING FOR.... FRIENDSHIP???
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