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Joined: Aug 15, 2010 Posts: 3955 Location: Gehenna (Earth Branch)
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:42 pm Post subject:
Hmm? Oh my soul is fine. I'm just after a spare so I can make deals with the dark powers and not have to face the consequences. _________________
"Oh, sorry, thought I was in a Vault of Enlightenment, not someone's booze cabinet." -Kharn
Do you have a large portfolio of Souls? Perhaps I could interest you in some exotic Soul Default Swaps. Don't have them just sitting there, collecting sins, make those Souls work for you, at no risk! _________________ Current:
Retired: Det. David Caruso, Oprah, X1-Alpha, your hands, Ambassador Kosh
Joined: Aug 15, 2010 Posts: 3955 Location: Gehenna (Earth Branch)
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:55 am Post subject:
Hmm, you do make a very nice argument sir. I wish to know more. _________________
"Oh, sorry, thought I was in a Vault of Enlightenment, not someone's booze cabinet." -Kharn
It's quite straightforward. We pool all the Souls, and take the top 90% and sell them as "A-Grade 90% pure Souls!" Everyone wants pure Souls for soaking up their sins, so there will always be a market for these. Then we take the remainder, pool them again, and again take the top 90%, selling them as "A-Grade 90% pure Souls!". As I said, there's always a market for these.
We keep doing this until there's only a few Souls left that are too toxic to sell (like, say, Michael Bay). Then we go to the Dark Lords and tell them we have these Souls we can't sell, and it is imperative they take them off our hands at market rates, or the seals upon the Apocalypse will be broken and all will be lost. Then we take the profits and do it all again, but with Hookers and Blackjack! _________________ Current:
Retired: Det. David Caruso, Oprah, X1-Alpha, your hands, Ambassador Kosh
Joined: Aug 15, 2010 Posts: 3955 Location: Gehenna (Earth Branch)
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 5:48 am Post subject:
To join you with that venture would be irresponsible and dangerous to the world at large.
Where do I sign?
Also, anyone heard the rumour that chainsaws are falling out of favour? What do you all think? _________________
"Oh, sorry, thought I was in a Vault of Enlightenment, not someone's booze cabinet." -Kharn
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