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OH GOD WHERE ARE MY PANTS, PART SEVEN
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
......I told you it wasn't me, you fools!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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......I told you it wasn't me, you fools!


What do you want? A fucking medal? I never thought it was you in the first place.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have a nice furry posterior which is adequate to the need. I am my pants.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't say the word furry, you'll set Shadok off again. And we left that particular conversation 20 or so pages ago.

Oh dammit I've said it now.

Welcome back btw Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ha ha! You can't shave me this time, I'm already baby-smooth!

Speaking of which, I love babies. They make great stew.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Ha ha! You can't shave me this time, I'm already baby-smooth!

Speaking of which, I love babies. They make great stew.


We should swap recipes sometime! That's the same logic I have as to why I love animals. They taste great.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'll swap you
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hope you got something good out of the trade.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You guys are eating babies, and their livers as well I presume?

*Pulls out some fava beans and a nice Chianti*

You've got to do this right, man.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Eww. No. Kidneys all the way. Nobody eats Livers anymore.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Deep-fried brains work well for me.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
EugeneKay wrote:
Deep-fried brains work well for me.


Grab Harman Bra!nz?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Great, now I'm hungry.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
You're kidding right?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
NEVER
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