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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 9:12 pm    Post subject: Newspaper Stories: Topic 3 Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Amtherion 2,883
6.) Claude the Mute 2,786
7.) sheldonbunny 2,780
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751
9.) Gromit 2,737
10.) Widget 2,679

Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Rick C-137 1,501
2.) FrederickChristTrump 1,120
3.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,084
4.) MelaniaTrump 1,062
5.) Dr. Cleaver 1,056
6.) a police officer 1,033
7.) Lady Slaughter 1,029
8.) EricTrump 1,029
9.) DonaldTrumpJr 1,029
10.) IvankaTrump 1,026

Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 68,715
2.) Serena Hasheen 48,632
3.) HealingGhost 39,412
4.) a swarm of bees 30,060
5.) Isabel Hasheen 27,822
6.) L’Ankou 25,769
7.) Rylai 24,528
8.) Aelita 23,472
9.) Katerina Hasheen 23,083
10.) nikko 21,831

Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Slimer 2,525
2.) Abdul Alhazred 2,128
3.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,000
4.) Theta 1,965
5.) Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler 1,889
6.) Bad Guy Badziew 1,873
7.) Ranath Myket 1,860
8.) Thedarkgamer02 1,773
9.) Braindead 1,751
10.) Amtherion 1,739

Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) AmIaGhost 1,029
2.) IvankaTrump 1,022
3.) 1-800 SPELLGEMS 1,020
4.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,010
5.) Shadowbane 1,009
6.) invisime 1,008
7.) The Cursed Book Nwa L Wha 1,007
8.) Rylai 1,006
9.) The Undead Soldier 1,005
10.) Francis Heywood 1,004
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Badziew
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Damage Dealers (Breath)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 287,338
2.) Baalberith 204,891
3.) Sartan 204,751
4.) Malhavok 202,627
5.) Rothery 194,213
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 165,793
7.) Devlin Bower 137,713
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 116,000
9.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 110,172
10.) Pharaoh 107,246
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AmIaGhost
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I took lots of screen shots the other day with a lot of newspapers... Lets go see what I have the motivation to add here

July 31, 2018

Top Pet Killers (Breath)
1.) Mango 1,085
2.) Iđunn 1,081
3.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,002
4.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 953
5.) Immanent_Eschaton 936
6.) Cerce 765
7.) Nathan Grantham 662
8.) Isabel Hasheen 638
9.) Nightwielder 637
10.) Drell 578


Top Lockpickers (Breath)
1.) Mike 1,006
2.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
3.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
4.) Ebola-Chan 1,002
5.) invisime 1,001
6.) Vriski Serket 1,001
7.) Nayru 1,001
8.) Kiagan 1,000
9.) Vashta Nerada 1,000
10.) Raneth Myket 1,000


Top Demon Killers (Breath)
1.) Mackey 879
2.) Pharoah 777
3.) Sartan 576
4.) Baalberith 496
5.) Malhavok 491
6.) Catvom 462
7.) Immanent_Eschaton 394
8.) Rothery 352
9.) Skull Face 271
10.) Simo Hayha 263


Top Electricians (Breath) -Power Restored
1.) Volstok 1,692
2.) Rawson 1,436
3.) Bob Ross 1,111
4.) Grigori Rasputin 1,060
5.) tastyintestines 1,014
6.) Charlton Heston 1,006
7.) nikko 1,006
8.) Bander 1,005
9.) Marlowe Henderson 1,005
10.) HealingGhost 1,004


Top Killers (Breath)
1.) Mackey 3,769
2.) Rothery 2,616
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,665
7.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,251
8.) Pikanchion 1,218
9.) EricTrump 1,085
10.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 977


Top Damage Dealers (Career)
1.) Mackey 686,125
2.) Rothery 381,942
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 283,012
6.) Zaradiel 254,804
7.) Kiano 228,541
8.) Eliise 225,549
9.) Catvom 213,933
10.) Sartan 207,239



Most killed characters (Breath)
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,171
2.) Grigori Rasputin 1,518
3.) An True 1,201
4.) Ricky Spanish 1,101
5.) Aaaargh 1,057
6.) a young Adolph Hitler 1,056
7.) Devlin Bower 1,041
8.) Ursula the Great Seawitch 1,020
9.) a bag of XP 964
10.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 963


Top Pill Takers (Career)
1.) Sneaky 3,000
2.) convider 2,237
3.) The Flash 1,754
4.) BarronTrump 1,552
5.) Manrias le Normo 1,532
6.) Arnoid 1,512
7.) IvankaTrump 1,505
8.) Sylveon 1,472
9.) Captain of the Host of the Lord 1,417
10.) Charlie Day 1,395


Top Degenerates (Career) -Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt-Hertz 7,847
2.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
3.) Karst 2,652
4.) Circle 2,399
5.) Jean-Baptist Emmanuel Zorg 1,980
6.) Bad Horse 1,554
7.) Chrigel Glanzmann 1,457
8.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
9.) Justas 1,326
10.) The Neko Who Walks Through Walls 1,286





That, was a lot of typing. Next time, I should attempt to remember there's a forum here and update it while I can still copy & paste. Apologies if there is any typos in spellings of the names (I don't believe there is). Enjoy your read.
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AmIaGhost
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's some from today!


Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,752
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Tyrannicus 1,395
6.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
7.) Jabril 1,348
8.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
9.) Tsutomu 1,320
10.) Killer Bean 1,303


Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 4,334
3.) Devlin Bower 2,443
4.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
5.) Bob Probert 1,930
6.) Bugabear 1,879
7.) a bag of XP 1,879
8.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,777
9.) An True 1,732
10.) tastyintestines 1,687


Top Door Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) EricTrump 1,163
2.) Emma Burke 1,109
3.) GhostBuster 1,088
4.) FrederickChristTrump 1,057
5.) Monday Before 1,054
6.) Preacher 1,045
7.) Terraplane 1,043
8.) Mettaton 1,038
9.) IvankaTrump 1,030
10.) Buttered Cat 1,029


Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
2.) Drell 1,142
3.) Emma Burke 1,132
4.) Volstok 1,069
5.) Haldos Jnr 1,031
6.) Grigori Rasputin 1,029
7.) a dragon dildo 1,020
8.) EricTrump 1,012
9.) Mika 1,011
10.) Raziel 1,009


Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 9,253
2.) Rothery 5,475
3.) Two-Socks 4,200
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 2,886
8.) Kiano 2,635
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) A shadow 2,574


Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Black Saphire 1,614
2.) Franknfurter 1,530
3.) Flowey 1,175
4.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,137
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,122
6.) AmIaGhost 1,075
7.) FrederickChristTrump 1,063
8.) IvankaTrump 1,062
9.) Aura 1,061
10.) SpankFish 1,055


Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Amtherion 2,883
6.) Claude the Mute 2,786
7.) sheldonbunny 2,780
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751
9.) Gromit 2,737
10.) Widget 2,679
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are some from 9/8/2018:

Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
1.) Black Saphire 1,614
2.) Franknfurter 1,530
3.) Flowey 1,175
4.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,137
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,122
6.) AmIaGhost 1,075
7.) FrederickChristTrump 1,063
8.) IvankaTrump 1,062
9.) Aura 1,061
10.) SpankFish 1,055

Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
1.) Mackey 688,637
2.) Rothery 384,673
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 283,012
6.) Zarádiël 254,804
7.) Kiano 229,607
8.) Eliise 225,459
9.) Catvom 215,735
10.) Sartan 207,239
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Badziew
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Joined: May 18, 2017
Posts: 234

PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Mika 1,549
4.) Pzkpfw. VIB Tiger II 1,534
5.) the return 1,498
6.) The Green Arrow 1,464
7.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
8.) Swift the Rabbit 1,219
9.) Pufta 1,214
10.) Gavin Summerwind 1,204


Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) AmIaGhost 1,029
2.) IvankaTrump 1,022
3.) 1-800 SPELLGEMS 1,020
4.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,010
5.) Shadowbane 1,009
6.) invisime 1,008
7.) The Cursed Book Nwa L Wha 1,007
8.) Rylai 1,006
9.) The Undead Soldier 1,005
10.) Francis Heywood 1,004
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Connors
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2018 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Demon Killers (Breath)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Mackey 906
2.) Pharaoh 809
3.) Sartan 567
4.) Baalberith 496
5.) Catvom 494
6.) Malhavok 491
7.) Immanent_Eschaton 398
8.) Rothery 371
9.) Skull Face 293
10.) Simo Häyhä 267

Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Sneaky 3,000
2.) convider 2,237
3.) The Flash 1,754
4.) BarronTrump 1,556
5.) IvankaTrump 1,550
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,532
7.) Arnold 1,512
8.) Sylveon 1,472
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,439
10.) Vriska Serket 1,423

Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
2.) Drell 1,150
3.) Emma Burke 1,132
4.) Raziel 1,071
5.) Volstok 1,069
6.) Haldos Jnr 1,031
7.) Grigori Rasputin 1,029
8.) a dragon dildo 1,020
9.) EricTrump 1,015
10.) a wandering kitsune 1,012

Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 696,696
2.) Rothery 392,031
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 283,012
6.) Zarádiël 254,804
7.) Kiano 233,043
8.) Eliise 225,459
9.) Catvom 219,462
10.) Sartan 207,239
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Rick C-137 1,502
2.) FrederickChristTrump 1,122
3.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,084
4.) a police officer 1,083
5.) MelaniaTrump 1,063
6.) Dr. Cleaver 1,056
7.) CatGhost 1,037
8.) :Ghost: 1,030
9.) EricTrump 1,030
10.) Lady Slaughter 1,029




Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 72,380
3.) Janni 61,853
4.) Big Boy Bob 51,274
5.) Serena Hasheen 51,178
6.) MzKoRE 48,987
7.) Zywie 40,746
8.) R5-D4 38,961
9.) Brother Yngvi 38,432
10.) Kandarin 34,741


Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Mika 1,006
2.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
3.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
4.) Alwareus 1,003
5.) a wandering kitsune 1,003
6.) Brick MacPherson 1,002
7.) Ebola-chan 1,002
8.) invisime 1,001
9.) Vriska Serket 1,001
10.) Nayru 1,001

Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Baalberith 1,768
2.) Mackey 1,625
3.) Monday Before 1,578
4.) Liemannen 1,534
5.) Zarádiël 1,516
6.) Bob Ross 1,449
7.) A Majestic Ghast 1,380
8.) The Tartan Terror 1,347
9.) Nathan Grantham 1,302
10.) Catvom 1,300


Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Tyrannicus 1,395
6.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
7.) Amok 1,353
8.) Jabril 1,348
9.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
10.) Tsutomu 1,320

Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 8,141
2.) The Collector 4,514
3.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
4.) An Animated Factory 2,685
5.) Jabril 2,586
6.) buzz deathwish 2,574
7.) GreatCatatonic 2,554
8.) Atka isnt here right now 2,132
9.) Mosqu 2,077
10.) Quarrel 1,993

Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
2.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 364,546
3.) Nathan Grantham 339,456
4.) a bag of XP 274,750
5.) An True 260,507
6.) Champion Sounds 256,238
7.) Elska Skapraun 238,065
8.) Grunk the Pale 227,686
9.) Concassage 191,121
10.) A Majestic Ghast 187,384


Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 3,981
2.) Rothery 2,821
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,715
7.) EricTrump 1,312
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,251
9.) Pikanchion 1,218
10.) Pharaoh 1,052

Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Mackey 4,122
2.) Rothery 2,168
3.) Yarish 1,989
4.) Killer Bean 1,715
5.) Black Saphire 1,596
6.) Tyrannicus 1,481
7.) The Flesh Horror 1,226
8.) Mr Dalliard 1,213
9.) Baalhrezem 1,211
10.) Drell 1,195


Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Amtherion 2,883
6.) Claude the Mute 2,786
7.) sheldonbunny 2,780
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751
9.) Gromit 2,737
10.) Widget 2,679

Top Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) The Collector 2,904
2.) a black-footed ferret 2,446
3.) Genya Valerian 1,468
4.) An Animated Factory 1,466
5.) Tamamo 1,341
6.) Silverback 1,267
7.) Frisk 1,259
8.) Emmett Brown 1,245
9.) Dexima 1,223
10.) Aaida 1,214


Top Pill Takers (Breath)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) IvankaTrump 1,601
2.) BarronTrump 1,573
3.) Sylveon 1,475
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,446
5.) Vriska Serket 1,436
6.) a small cloaked girl 1,406
7.) Charlie Day 1,395
8.) Zywie 1,306
9.) Monognathus 1,266
10.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 1,202


Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 71,688
2.) Serena Hasheen 49,852
3.) Zywie 40,746
4.) a swarm of bees 30,225
5.) L’Ankou 28,314
6.) The Flying Spaghetti Monster 25,779
7.) Rylai 24,890
8.) Aelita 24,318
9.) Katerina Hasheen 23,251
10.) nikko 22,852



Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Rick C-137 1,502
2.) FrederickChristTrump 1,122
3.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,084
4.) a police officer 1,083
5.) MelaniaTrump 1,063
6.) Dr. Cleaver 1,056
7.) CatGhost 1,037
8.) :Ghost: 1,030
9.) EricTrump 1,030
10.) Lady Slaughter 1,029


Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 9,449
2.) Rothery 5,665
3.) Two-Socks 4,200
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 2,973
8.) Kiano 2,656
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) A shadow 2,574


Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,171
2.) Grigori Rasputin 1,635
3.) a bag of XP 1,267
4.) An True 1,201
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,120
6.) Aaaargh 1,069
7.) Devlin Bower 1,061
8.) a young Adolf Hitler 1,056
9.) Ursula the Great Seawitch 1,020
10.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,002

Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 1,835
2.) Black Saphire 1,614
3.) Flowey 1,175
4.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,137
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,122
6.) PresidentDonaldTrump 1,079
7.) AmIaGhost 1,077
8.) FrederickChristTrump 1,065
9.) IvankaTrump 1,064
10.) Aura 1,061


Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 3,981
2.) Rothery 2,821
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,715
7.) EricTrump 1,312
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,251
9.) Pikanchion 1,218
10.) Pharaoh 1,052

Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Mika 1,549
4.) Pzkpfw. VIB Tiger II 1,534
5.) the return 1,523
6.) The Green Arrow 1,464
7.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
8.) Swift the Rabbit 1,219
9.) Pufta 1,214
10.) Gavin Summerwind 1,204


Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) Mrs Robinson 1,120
2.) AmIaGhost 1,029
3.) IvankaTrump 1,022
4.) 1-800 SPELLGEMS 1,020
5.) Rylai 1,019
6.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,010
7.) Shadowbane 1,009
8.) invisime 1,008
9.) The Cursed Book Nwa L Wha 1,007
10.) The Undead Soldier 1,005


Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Rick C-137 1,502
2.) FrederickChristTrump 1,122
3.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,084
4.) a police officer 1,083
5.) MelaniaTrump 1,063
6.) Dr. Cleaver 1,056
7.) CatGhost 1,037
8.) :Ghost: 1,030
9.) EricTrump 1,030
10.) Lady Slaughter 1,029

Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Emmett Brown 1,737
2.) Gromit 1,671
3.) Aaida 1,558
4.) Tamamo 1,526
5.) a gelatinous cube 1,447
6.) Vriska Serket 1,433
7.) Deathpoint 1,279
8.) Sylveon 1,222
9.) Bob Ross 1,198
10.) Killer Bean 1,171

Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Mackey 4,122
2.) Rothery 2,168
3.) Yarish 1,989
4.) Killer Bean 1,715
5.) Black Saphire 1,596
6.) Tyrannicus 1,481
7.) The Flesh Horror 1,226
8.) Mr Dalliard 1,213
9.) Baalhrezem 1,211
10.) Drell 1,195

Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) The Flesh Horror 1,226
2.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,144
3.) MelaniaTrump 1,088
4.) Armaros 1,079
5.) Pascal 1,066
6.) :Ghost: 1,053
7.) Vriska Serket 1,051
8.) Nayru 1,050
9.) Mettaton 1,048
10.) BarronTrump 1,048


Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 340,353
2.) Elska Skapraun 225,180
3.) a bag of XP 172,250
4.) BarronTrump 158,825
5.) An True 137,548
6.) Nathan Grantham 137,049
7.) Concassage 135,051
8.) I was once a plant! 128,684
9.) Franknfurter 124,183
10.) Kiagan 119,522



Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 1,217
2.) Mango 1,175
3.) Iđunn 1,150
4.) Monday Before 1,078
5.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,002
6.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 961
7.) Immanent_Eschaton 953
8.) Cerce 785
9.) Nathan Grantham 671
10.) The Tartan Terror 620


Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
2.) Raziel 1,200
3.) Emma Burke 1,167
4.) Drell 1,150
5.) Volstok 1,069
6.) a wandering kitsune 1,049
7.) Haldos Jnr 1,033
8.) Grigori Rasputin 1,029
9.) a dragon dildo 1,020
10.) MelaniaTrump 1,019

Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 8,144
2.) The Collector 4,514
3.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
4.) An Animated Factory 2,685
5.) Jabril 2,586
6.) buzz deathwish 2,574
7.) GreatCatatonic 2,554
8.) Atka isnt here right now 2,132
9.) Mosqu 2,077
10.) Quarrel 1,993

Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,171
2.) Grigori Rasputin 1,635
3.) a bag of XP 1,268
4.) An True 1,201
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,120
6.) Aaaargh 1,069
7.) Devlin Bower 1,061
8.) a young Adolf Hitler 1,056
9.) Ursula the Great Seawitch 1,020
10.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,002

Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Amtherion 2,883
6.) Claude the Mute 2,786
7.) sheldonbunny 2,780
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751
9.) Gromit 2,737
10.) Widget 2,679


Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 72,380
3.) Janni 61,853
4.) Big Boy Bob 51,321
5.) Serena Hasheen 51,238
6.) MzKoRE 48,987
7.) Zywie 40,746
8.) R5-D4 38,961
9.) Brother Yngvi 38,432
10.) Kandarin 34,847


Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,288
2.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
3.) Mackey 1,338
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
6.) Kiano 742
7.) Rothery 685
8.) Eliise 616
9.) Helen Keller 582
10.) Mr Scavvy 581


Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 2,605
2.) Rothery 1,054
3.) Mika 1,012
4.) Mr Dalliard 1,006
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,005
6.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
7.) Killer Bean 1,003
8.) Alwareus 1,003
9.) Hohiro Kurita 1,003
10.) a wandering kitsune 1,003

Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Gromit 2,096
2.) Franknfurter 1,846
3.) Black Saphire 1,673
4.) The King In Yellow 1,569
5.) Chompy 1,471
6.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,421
8.) Zarádiël 1,343
9.) Cassandra 1,294
10.) Mika 1,262


Top Demon Killers (Breath)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Mackey 942
2.) Pharaoh 860
3.) Sartan 567
4.) Catvom 530
5.) Baalberith 496
6.) Malhavok 491
7.) Immanent_Eschaton 408
8.) Rothery 380
9.) Skull Face 307
10.) EricTrump 288

Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 710,843
2.) Rothery 402,110
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 283,012
6.) Zarádiël 254,804
7.) Kiano 238,981
8.) Catvom 227,440
9.) Eliise 225,459
10.) Quarrel 207,353
Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 4,334
3.) Devlin Bower 2,462
4.) a bag of XP 2,169
5.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
6.) Bob Probert 2,030
7.) Bugabear 1,926
8.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
9.) An True 1,732
10.) tastyintestines 1,730

Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
2.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 364,546
3.) Nathan Grantham 339,581
4.) a bag of XP 274,898
5.) An True 260,507
6.) Champion Sounds 256,238
7.) Elska Skapraun 238,065
8.) Grunk the Pale 227,686
9.) Concassage 191,121
10.) A Majestic Ghast 187,384

Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Baalberith 1,768
2.) Mackey 1,625
3.) Monday Before 1,578
4.) Liemannen 1,534
5.) Zarádiël 1,516
6.) Bob Ross 1,449
7.) A Majestic Ghast 1,380
8.) The Tartan Terror 1,347
9.) Nathan Grantham 1,302
10.) Catvom 1,300

Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 71,688
2.) Serena Hasheen 49,912
3.) Zywie 40,746
4.) a swarm of bees 30,225
5.) L’Ankou 28,314
6.) The Flying Spaghetti Monster 25,779
7.) Rylai 24,890
8.) Aelita 24,318
9.) Katerina Hasheen 23,251
10.) nikko 22,852
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 340,353
2.) Elska Skapraun 229,254
3.) a bag of XP 229,162
4.) BarronTrump 180,827
5.) An True 161,822
6.) Franknfurter 160,157
7.) I was once a plant! 150,254
8.) Nathan Grantham 144,680
9.) Concassage 135,051
10.) Expired Condiments 124,368


Top Demon Killers (Career)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Mackey 1,909
2.) Baalberith 1,165
3.) Skull Face 1,117
4.) Bob Ross 1,089
5.) Pharaoh 1,006
6.) Eliise 890
7.) Kiano 888
8.) Catvom 873
9.) Two-Socks 862
10.) Rothery 786

Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 9,752
2.) Rothery 5,912
3.) Two-Socks 4,256
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 3,013
8.) Kiano 2,686
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) Helen Keller 2,574

Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 4,284
2.) Rothery 3,068
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,755
7.) EricTrump 1,461
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,252
9.) Pikanchion 1,218
10.) Pharaoh 1,111


Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mackey 740,946
2.) Rothery 425,674
3.) Baalberith 370,454
4.) Vile Brimstone 293,842
5.) Two-Socks 288,064
6.) Zarádiël 254,804
7.) Kiano 250,445
8.) Catvom 245,937
9.) Monday Before 228,611
10.) Eliise 225,459




Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Monday Before 2,238
2.) Baalberith 1,768
3.) Mackey 1,698
4.) Isabel Hasheen 1,691
5.) Liemannen 1,614
6.) Zarádiël 1,516
7.) The Tartan Terror 1,458
8.) Bob Ross 1,456
9.) A Majestic Ghast 1,385
10.) Catvom 1,355


Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,238
2.) Black Saphire 1,614
3.) Flowey 1,175
4.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,137
5.) Ricky Spanish 1,122
6.) AmIaGhost 1,120
7.) PresidentDonaldTrump 1,079
8.) IvankaTrump 1,065
9.) FrederickChristTrump 1,065
10.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,062


Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) The Flesh Horror 1,226
2.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,144
3.) :Ghost: 1,091
4.) MelaniaTrump 1,088
5.) Armaros 1,079
6.) Pascal 1,066
7.) Mettaton 1,051
8.) Vriska Serket 1,051
9.) BarronTrump 1,051
10.) Nayru 1,050

Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Bob Ross 1,007
2.) Mika 1,006
3.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
4.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
5.) a wandering kitsune 1,004
6.) Alwareus 1,003
7.) Ebola-chan 1,003
8.) Brick MacPherson 1,002
9.) invisime 1,001
10.) Vriska Serket 1,001





Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
3.) Janni 63,621
4.) Big Boy Bob 63,141
5.) Serena Hasheen 53,560
6.) MzKoRE 48,987
7.) R5-D4 43,920
8.) Zywie 41,403
9.) Brother Yngvi 40,809
10.) Kandarin 39,975



Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Rick C-137 1,519
2.) Patchy the Pirate 1,302
3.) FrederickChristTrump 1,127
4.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,087
5.) an inconspicuous bystander 1,084
6.) MelaniaTrump 1,066
7.) :Ghost: 1,057
8.) Dr. Cleaver 1,056
9.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,042
10.) CatGhost 1,040



Top Pill Takers (Breath)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) IvankaTrump 1,649
2.) BarronTrump 1,593
3.) Sylveon 1,479
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,459
5.) Vriska Serket 1,441
6.) a small cloaked girl 1,409
7.) Charlie Day 1,395
8.) Zywie 1,315
9.) Monognathus 1,266
10.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 1,202



Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Sneaky 3,000
2.) convider 2,237
3.) The Flash 1,754
4.) IvankaTrump 1,649
5.) BarronTrump 1,593
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,557
7.) Arnold 1,512
8.) Sylveon 1,479
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,459
10.) Vriska Serket 1,441


Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,217
2.) Grigori Rasputin 1,650
3.) a bag of XP 1,641
4.) An True 1,400
5.) Devlin Bower 1,158
6.) Ricky Spanish 1,128
7.) Aaaargh 1,075
8.) a young Adolf Hitler 1,056
9.) IvanaTrump 1,054
10.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,042

Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 4,380
3.) Devlin Bower 2,559
4.) a bag of XP 2,542
5.) Bob Probert 2,279
6.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
7.) Bugabear 2,026
8.) An True 1,931
9.) tastyintestines 1,848
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787



Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Mika 1,549
4.) Pzkpfw. VIB Tiger II 1,534
5.) the return 1,523
6.) The Green Arrow 1,464
7.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
8.) Swift the Rabbit 1,219
9.) Pufta 1,214
10.) Gavin Summerwind 1,204


Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Sara 1,767
2.) Emmett Brown 1,767
3.) Tamamo 1,760
4.) Gromit 1,671
5.) Aaida 1,648
6.) Vriska Serket 1,559
7.) a gelatinous cube 1,447
8.) Deathpoint 1,369
9.) Sylveon 1,342
10.) Bob Ross 1,199



Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Amtherion 2,883
6.) Claude the Mute 2,786
7.) sheldonbunny 2,780
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751
9.) Gromit 2,737
10.) Bad Guy Badziew 2,698



Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Slimer 2,525
2.) Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler 2,287
3.) Samantha Baron 2,187
4.) Abdul Alhazred 2,128
5.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,000
6.) Theta 1,965
7.) Molovian 1,956
8.) Elisabeth Kirchner 1,955
9.) Ranath Myket 1,860
10.) Thedarkgamer02 1,773
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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2019 7:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The hottest summer in decades has not been a blow to business at the Inner Harbor Fishing Shop on the southern shore of Windfall Ridge. Jim Whittaker, owner of Inner Harbor Fishing, says that business as usual has mostly carried on, and that he has actually seen an uptick in visitors from warmer parts of the globe. "Ever since the airport was built, not long after I opened this place up, tourists from all over the globe have come by here to go fishing. The Ridge is a great place for it. A lot of our customers lately have been from warmer countries, so the heat is no problem for them. There are more of them than ever."

Whittaker is especially proud that Inner Harbor Fishing has been able to compete with the increasingly popular mountain hiking trails of Mt. Archimedes, Mt. Antharia, Mt. Olympus and Mt. Altrea. "Some people come down here, rent equipment, go fishing in the Inner Harbor or take a boat out to the ocean, then come back and go up the mountains to enjoy the views. Windfall Ridge has great variety, for sure. Diverse scenery and diverse people, from all over!"

Experts from Cimmerian University have said that the unseasonably hot summer is most likely just a blip, and that normal climate patterns should be expected next year, but they have cautioned people to be wary of the effects of extreme heat. No deaths or serious illnesses have been reported as yet this summer, according to the Health Department of Laurentia. Whittaker noted before a flurry of customers ended our interview that the hiking trails of Windfall Ridge have been fairly empty this season.

Top Killers (Breath)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 4,370
2.) Rothery 3,117
3.) Baalberith 2,587
4.) Sartan 2,550
5.) Malhavok 2,502
6.) Immanent_Eschaton 1,760
7.) EricTrump 1,461
8.) 1Eye1HornFlyingPurplePeopleEater 1,252
9.) Pikanchion 1,218
10.) Ebola-chan 1,115
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PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2019 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, the Office of City Administration issued an official death toll for the devastating earthquake that struck Laurentia last Friday. In a statement delivered this morning, City Administrator Jonathan Moreau expressed condolences for the fourteen men and women who lost their lives and the hundreds injured, and called for unity and courage as Laurentia moves forward from the most powerful earthquake to strike the city in over a century.

Experts credited the low number of fatalities to extraordinary planning and preparation on the part of emergency response personnel. Director of Public Safety Albert Kojima praised Laurentian medics, firefighters and everyday citizens today for their “extraordinary heroism in the face of disaster” during five days of search and rescue operations. In the six years since his 2012 appointment, Kojima has made coordination between city disaster relief services a high priority, placing an emphasis on shared standards and unified lines of communication.

Advanced technology also played a role in the successes of emergency services this week. Spokesmen for the LCPD and the Fire Department credited the recent “Smart City” initiative – also championed by Kojima – for streamlining rescue operations by making unified road, utility and building information available at the fingertips of first responders. A definitive property damage toll of the recent earthquake has not yet been released, but insurers already estimate costs in the hundreds of millions.

Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 2,605
2.) Rothery 1,054
3.) Mr Dalliard 1,016
4.) Mika 1,012
5.) Bob Ross 1,007
6.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,005
7.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 1,004
8.) a wandering kitsune 1,004
9.) Killer Bean 1,003
10.) Alwareus 1,003
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today plans were announced to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Cimmerian University. The famed university, established on land owned by the family of early Laurentian settler Lucien Moreau, has enjoyed great success in recent decades, quickly becoming one of the most prestigious research institutions in the world. Cimmerian University Chancellor E.K. Smith said that the university planned a celebration of "a long history of ingenuity, hard work and cooperation" that made the establishment of the university possible.

Chancellor Smith also announced that a monument to famed history professor Erica Tatham would be unveiled in Quadrant Park next year as part of the anniversary celebrations, and that the park would be rechristened as Tatham Park to celebrate her accomplishments. Erica Tatham, daughter of Laurentia Capitol architect Elisabeth Tatham, was the longest-serving professor in Cimmerian University history, as well as being one of its original professors at its establishment.

It is thought that these celebrations are being planned far in advance to avoid conflicting with preparations for the bicentennial of Laurentia itself in 14 years, much of which will focus on the oldest surviving building in the city, the farmhouse built in southern Cimmeria by Lucien Moreau. University officials have stated that they will ensure celebrations of Cimmerian University do not overlap with the greater bicentennial celebrations almost a decade later. A redesign of the University logo will be unveiled next year.

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Character
Items Crafted
1.) Sara 2,103
2.) Aaida 2,051
3.) Tamamo 1,796
4.) Emmett Brown 1,767
5.) Vriska Serket 1,745
6.) Gromit 1,671
7.) a gelatinous cube 1,447
8.) Andrew 1,377
9.) Sylveon 1,372
10.) Deathpoint 1,370
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today plans were announced to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Cimmerian University. The famed university, established on land owned by the family of early Laurentian settler Lucien Moreau, has enjoyed great success in recent decades, quickly becoming one of the most prestigious research institutions in the world. Cimmerian University Chancellor E.K. Smith said that the university planned a celebration of "a long history of ingenuity, hard work and cooperation" that made the establishment of the university possible.

Chancellor Smith also announced that a monument to famed history professor Erica Tatham would be unveiled in Quadrant Park next year as part of the anniversary celebrations, and that the park would be rechristened as Tatham Park to celebrate her accomplishments. Erica Tatham, daughter of Laurentia Capitol architect Elisabeth Tatham, was the longest-serving professor in Cimmerian University history, as well as being one of its original professors at its establishment.

It is thought that these celebrations are being planned far in advance to avoid conflicting with preparations for the bicentennial of Laurentia itself in 14 years, much of which will focus on the oldest surviving building in the city, the farmhouse built in southern Cimmeria by Lucien Moreau. University officials have stated that they will ensure celebrations of Cimmerian University do not overlap with the greater bicentennial celebrations almost a decade later. A redesign of the University logo will be unveiled next year.

Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 9,979
2.) Rothery 6,036
3.) Two-Socks 4,256
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 3,013
8.) Kiano 2,686
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) Helen Keller 2,576
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This afternoon, former members of the Alliance for the Preservation of Sidney Island (APSI) solemnly marked the 20th anniversary of the end of their unsuccessful effort to block the construction of Sidney International Airport. APSI, which was started by students at Cimmerian University and eventually grew into a massive public movement, lobbied what was then the national government to declare Sidney Island a protected area and force Parliament to follow through on its original proposal to construct an artificial island to accommodate the airport.

The protest movement that became APSI truly erupted when Parliament adopted the proposal to build the airport entirely on Sidney Island, converting what was then mostly untouched forest and swampland into two large runways and a sprawling airport complex. APSI protests occurred in all corners of the city but most frequently popped up in the dense commercial district of Silver City, where APSI protestors often blocked car traffic. The ubiquity and often belligerent nature of APSI protests led to the movement falling out of favour, and by the time construction of Sidney International Airport began, only 31% of Laurentians approved of the once-popular protest movement, according to a citywide poll by the Laurentia Sun.

Sidney International Airport replaced Laurentia-Hamilton Field, constructed 75 years ago in the southern part of Sidney Island. By the time the new airport project was announced, Hamilton Field still only consisted of a single small runway and a barebones airport building. Following the construction of Sidney International Airport, Parliament passed a resolution designating a small tract of land in northern Sidney Island as a nature reserve. APSI dismissed this as a largely empty political gesture.

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Character
Books Read
1.) Cassandra 3,893
2.) SonginSilence 3,297
3.) Gimner 3,199
4.) Muppetlord 3,153
5.) Scarbrand 2,886
6.) Amtherion 2,883
7.) Bad Guy Badziew 2,862
8.) Claude the Mute 2,786
9.) sheldonbunny 2,780
10.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,751

Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Mika 1,549
4.) Pzkpfw. VIB Tiger II 1,534
5.) the return 1,523
6.) The Green Arrow 1,464
7.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
8.) Good Guy Badziew 1,246
9.) Swift the Rabbit 1,219
10.) Pufta 1,214

Today plans were announced to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Cimmerian University. The famed university, established on land owned by the family of early Laurentian settler Lucien Moreau, has enjoyed great success in recent decades, quickly becoming one of the most prestigious research institutions in the world. Cimmerian University Chancellor E.K. Smith said that the university planned a celebration of "a long history of ingenuity, hard work and cooperation" that made the establishment of the university possible.

Chancellor Smith also announced that a monument to famed history professor Erica Tatham would be unveiled in Quadrant Park next year as part of the anniversary celebrations, and that the park would be rechristened as Tatham Park to celebrate her accomplishments. Erica Tatham, daughter of Laurentia Capitol architect Elisabeth Tatham, was the longest-serving professor in Cimmerian University history, as well as being one of its original professors at its establishment.

It is thought that these celebrations are being planned far in advance to avoid conflicting with preparations for the bicentennial of Laurentia itself in 14 years, much of which will focus on the oldest surviving building in the city, the farmhouse built in southern Cimmeria by Lucien Moreau. University officials have stated that they will ensure celebrations of Cimmerian University do not overlap with the greater bicentennial celebrations almost a decade later. A redesign of the University logo will be unveiled next year.

Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Mackey 10,029
2.) Rothery 6,056
3.) Two-Socks 4,256
4.) Baalberith 4,126
5.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
6.) Eliise 3,537
7.) Quarrel 3,013
8.) Kiano 2,686
9.) Sartan 2,582
10.) Helen Keller 2,576

A mob of protestors gathered around the Olympic Tower has stayed up all night calling for City Administrator Kojima to emerge and restore order to the city after the second day of city-wide unrest. The protestors, who are mainly concentrated on International Avenue in front of the main entrance of the skyscraper, have demanded answers for the inexplicable disappearance of Laurentian political leadership in the face of the recent escalation of the war.

One protestor, who refused to give his name, said that citizens from all corners of the city had lost faith in government promises to protect Laurentian neutrality, and that their supposed disappearance is proof of this. "I assume that the members of Parliament are all in their bunkers now, safe and cozy. Why would they go there unless they thought the bombs were going to start falling on us? We are a city without leadership now, and we need answers more than ever."

A special detachment of the Laurentia City Police Department has stood in front of the doors leading into the Olympic Tower all night and into the morning hours, but at press time no representative of the LCPD had offered a statement. The protestors have been vocal and agitated toward the officers at the Olympic Tower, but have largely been peaceful with no reports of property damage last night.

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Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 8,275
2.) The Collector 4,598
3.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
4.) An Animated Factory 2,685
5.) Jabril 2,586
6.) buzz deathwish 2,574
7.) GreatCatatonic 2,555
8.) Atka isnt here right now 2,132
9.) Mosqu 2,077
10.) Quarrel 2,013

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Character
Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 7,847
2.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
3.) Karst 2,652
4.) Circle 2,399
5.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,998
6.) Raziel 1,895
7.) Bad Horse 1,554
8.) Chrigel Glanzmann 1,457
9.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
10.) Justas 1,329
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