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The zoo? Really, John? Don't you think you need to spend more time with people and not with animals? I mean, you slept in a gutter last night for fucks sake! Clearly, your social graces could use some work.
Well... The only place I know you'll find cats is the zoo, but those cats are big and scary, apart from the ocelots of course, they're cute and cuddly...ish (...maybe?)
Perhaps you'll spot a domestic cat on the way though, so keep your eyes open!
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The zoo? Really, John? Don't you think you need to spend more time with people and not with animals? I mean, you slept in a gutter last night for fucks sake! Clearly, your social graces could use some work.
"But... Kitty cats!"
John finds a bus stop and buys a pass for $5. It's at this point John realizes that a ticket to get into the Zoo will cost more than the remaining $15 he has. _________________
Luckily buses tend to be rife with wallets for... appropriating. That and people with shopping bags! Maybe somebody even has raw meat or fish in their shopping bags which you could feed to your future kitty friends :3
Now I seem to recall some talk about you not being a KLEPTOMANIAC earlier, but who am I to judge? Now I'm not saying you should steal wallets and meat and fishies for our feline overlords, but if you did they're certainly much more likely to be friendly to you John... Oh, but just in case you were thinking about taking cat food for the kitties, remember that you are John, friend to all cats! And that taking cat food from people's shopping is like taking food from their cat's mouth. So don't do that. _________________ My Characters
Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Posts: 1085 Location: The United States of America
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:13 am Post subject:
Or, y'know, apply for a credit card. _________________ 8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: HOW IS 42 KILLS AN A
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Luckily buses tend to be rife with wallets for... appropriating. That and people with shopping bags! Maybe somebody even has raw meat or fish in their shopping bags which you could feed to your future kitty friends :3
Now I seem to recall some talk about you not being a KLEPTOMANIAC earlier, but who am I to judge? Now I'm not saying you should steal wallets and meat and fishies for our feline overlords, but if you did they're certainly much more likely to be friendly to you John... Oh, but just in case you were thinking about taking cat food for the kitties, remember that you are John, friend to all cats! And that taking cat food from people's shopping is like taking food from their cat's mouth. So don't do that.
John figures that's a good plan and reaches into the purse of the woman in the seat in front of him. (KLEPTOMANIAC, 2). Unfortionatly she spots him and before long, she is hitting him. A lot.
Control has been lost, bidding begins anew for anyone who wants to deal with an angry woman on the bus. _________________
It's been 2 days and I have a single bid from UsernamePending. For 0. So I guess UsernamePending wins by default. With a bid of 0. Well done, everyone. _________________
Joined: Oct 12, 2015 Posts: 1085 Location: The United States of America
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:21 pm Post subject:
Wellp, time to PERSUADE the lady that we meant no harm. Certainly don't need her to be mad at us. _________________ 8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: HOW IS 42 KILLS AN A
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John tries to PERSUADE her that it was an accident and he thought he had dropped something into her bag and was merely retrieving it. The woman is doubtful and starts digging through her bag. Much to John's fortune, she finds an item she seems convinced shouldn't be there. She hands John a packet of Chick-Fill-A Sauce and goes back to riding the bus, her bag tucked closer. (PERSUADE,6) _________________
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Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:11 pm Post subject:
Alright then, John maybe you can ask around as to what stops you're coming to. Since we don't have the entrance fee for the zoo we may as well forget going there for now. _________________ 8:17 PM - BlackHeartKabal: HOW IS 42 KILLS AN A
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You know, that's a good point, John. I bet we could still get her purse away. Even though it's obvious she's on her guard. Let's figure out a way to snatch it and escape the next time the bus stops. That sounds waaay better than going to the zoo.
Sorry about the delay, it's been a heck of a couple of weeks.
John checks the bus routes and it goes pretty much anywhere. Might have to make a few transfers but if you can name it, John can get there. He does have a day pass. _________________
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