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The Tem Shop was being slow, so I read all the papers spread over all my characters. Missed a few top 10...but heres the scores.
Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
2.) a bag of XP 552,345
3.) Nathan Grantham 431,081
4.) An True 392,649
5.) Franknfurter 326,884
6.) Elska Skapraun 294,713
7.) Champion Sounds 256,324
8.) Grunk the Pale 236,551
9.) Sara 228,575
10.) A Majestic Ghast 201,130
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) a bag of XP 449,697
2.) Franknfurter 297,076
3.) Elska Skapraun 281,828
4.) An True 269,690
5.) Nathan Grantham 228,549
6.) Sara 216,568
7.) BarronTrump 180,827
8.) I was once a plant! 165,596
9.) Mettaton 125,647
10.) Gnarknorb 124,419
Top Degenerates (Career)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 7,847
2.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
3.) Bad Horse 3,465
4.) Karst 2,652
5.) Circle 2,399
6.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,998
7.) Raziel 1,895
8.) Chrigel Glanzmann 1,457
9.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
10.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,330
Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Bad Horse 1,968
2.) Raziel 1,888
3.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
4.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,330
5.) Emma Burke 1,168
6.) Volstok 1,081
7.) BarronTrump 1,079
8.) a wandering kitsune 1,070
9.) a faceless child 1,068
10.) EricTrump 1,055
Top Killers (Career)
Character
Kills
1.) Two-Socks 4,256
2.) Baalberith 4,126
3.) Vile Brimstone 4,105
4.) Eliise 3,537
5.) Quarrel 3,105
6.) Liemannen 2,942
7.) Kiano 2,721
8.) Sartan 2,582
9.) Helen Keller 2,576
10.) A shadow 2,574
Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Sofia Piscitelli 93,530
3.) R5-D4 87,883
4.) Manco 83,766
5.) Big Boy Bob 74,644
6.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
7.) Janni 66,945
8.) Serena Hasheen 62,991
9.) Doc Heywood 54,720
10.) Dr Teeth 51,132
Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Sofia Piscitelli 93,530
2.) Manco 83,737
3.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 73,518
4.) R5-D4 70,116
5.) Serena Hasheen 61,665
6.) Doc Heywood 54,720
7.) Dr Teeth 46,472
8.) Zywie 43,533
9.) Big Boy Bob 42,791
10.) no one 38,310
Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,499
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Patchy the Pirate 1,676
4.) Black Saphire 1,673
5.) The King In Yellow 1,570
6.) Seldara 1,499
7.) Carilgar 1,488
8.) Chompy 1,471
9.) Nightfire 1,429
10.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,488
2.) Patchy the Pirate 1,676
3.) Black Saphire 1,614
4.) Koldar 1,208
5.) Carilgar 1,181
6.) Flowey 1,175
7.) Seldara 1,171
8.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,154
9.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,139
10.) AmIaGhost 1,126
Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Gromit 2,204
3.) a tree octopus 1,976
4.) Guttersnipe 1,969
5.) Assistant Professor Chaos 1,805
6.) Janni 1,735
7.) The Shockmaster 1,717
8.) Volstok 1,717
9.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,697
10.) R5-D4 1,697
Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Tyrannicus 1,395
6.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
7.) Amok 1,368
8.) Jabril 1,348
9.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
10.) Tsutomu 1,320
Top Door Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Amok 1,344
2.) :Ghost: 1,213
3.) EricTrump 1,166
4.) Emma Burke 1,109
5.) FrederickChristTrump 1,066
6.) Coron 1,054
7.) a tree octopus 1,053
8.) Terraplane 1,052
9.) Mettaton 1,052
10.) IvankaTrump 1,048
Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Isabel Hasheen 3,187
2.) Nightwielder 2,506
3.) Bob Ross 2,387
4.) Desmond 2,103
5.) Liemannen 2,093
6.) The Tartan Terror 1,872
7.) Iðunn 1,842
8.) Baalberith 1,768
9.) Edgar Flume 1,678
10.) Zarádiël 1,516
Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 2,506
2.) Iðunn 1,842
3.) Desmond 1,827
4.) Edgar Flume 1,606
5.) Obliteration 1,512
6.) Mango 1,427
7.) Finn 1,386
8.) Katerina Hasheen 1,247
9.) Pixel 1,240
10.) Doc Heywood 1,151
Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Bad Guy Badziew 4,522
2.) Good Guy Badziew 4,101
3.) Cassandra 3,893
4.) Sentient Spellbook 3,658
5.) SonginSilence 3,297
6.) Gimner 3,199
7.) Muppetlord 3,153
8.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,887
9.) Scarbrand 2,886
10.) Amtherion 2,883
Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Slimer 2,525
2.) Molovian 2,294
3.) Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler 2,289
4.) Samantha Baron 2,187
5.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,136
6.) Abdul Alhazred 2,128
7.) Theta 1,967
8.) Elisabeth Kirchner 1,955
9.) Ranath Myket 1,860
10.) Cerce 1,844
Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Badziew 1,765
4.) Good Guy Badziew 1,729
5.) Rust Belt Bill 1,571
6.) Zagara 1,561
7.) the return 1,527
8.) The Green Arrow 1,464
9.) Mystic 1,343
10.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Carilgar 1,755
2.) The Flash 1,754
3.) IvankaTrump 1,649
4.) Liemannen 1,623
5.) Manrias le Normro 1,618
6.) BarronTrump 1,593
7.) Arnold 1,512
8.) Sylveon 1,480
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,459
10.) Vriska Serket 1,458
Top Pill Takers (Breath)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Carilgar 1,755
2.) IvankaTrump 1,649
3.) BarronTrump 1,593
4.) Sylveon 1,480
5.) a wandering kitsune 1,459
6.) Vriska Serket 1,458
7.) Seldara 1,455
8.) a small cloaked girl 1,420
9.) Doc Heywood 1,399
10.) Charlie Day 1,395
Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 4,959
3.) a bag of XP 3,973
4.) Devlin Bower 2,654
5.) An True 2,628
6.) Bob Probert 2,345
7.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
8.) Bugabear 2,065
9.) tastyintestines 1,922
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Tyrannicus 1,395
6.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
7.) Amok 1,368
8.) Jabril 1,348
9.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
10.) Tsutomu 1,320
Top Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,121
2.) a black-footed ferret 3,283
3.) The Collector 2,988
4.) Tamamo 2,152
5.) Father Christmas 2,121
6.) Emmett Brown 2,024
7.) FrederickChristTrump 2,011
8.) Deathpoint 1,705
9.) Aaida 1,589
10.) Grigori Rasputin 1,518
Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Sara 3,573
2.) Emmett Brown 3,288
3.) a random janitor 3,169
4.) Notorious RBG 2,854
5.) Aaida 2,833
6.) Tamamo 2,452
7.) Explosivo 2,394
8.) Father Christmas 2,290
9.) Deathpoint 2,267
10.) Andrew 2,085
Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Emmett Brown 3,257
2.) Sara 3,060
3.) Notorious RBG 2,854
4.) Aaida 2,833
5.) Tamamo 2,452
6.) Explosivo 2,394
7.) Deathpoint 2,267
8.) Father Christmas 2,137
9.) Martha Stewart 2,035
10.) Vriska Serket 1,901
Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Grugg 4,497
3.) tastyintestines 2,928
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,846
7.) Overseer 1,681
8.) Sac II 1,673
9.) Gromit 1,642
10.) Rick C-137 1,523
Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Rick C-137 1,523
3.) Rust Belt Bill 1,325
4.) A critical mass of fat guys 1,128
5.) FrederickChristTrump 1,127
6.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,108
7.) Tom Green 1,108
8.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,087
9.) an inconspicuous bystander 1,084
10.) MelaniaTrump 1,066
Top Demon Killers (Career)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Bob Ross 1,188
2.) Skull Face 1,177
3.) Baalberith 1,165
4.) Pharaoh 1,045
5.) Catvom 1,007
6.) Kiano 891
7.) Eliise 890
8.) Two-Socks 862
9.) A shadow 708
10.) Helen Keller 674
Top Demon Killers (Breath)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Pharaoh 956
2.) Catvom 761
3.) Kira 639
4.) Sartan 567
5.) Baalberith 496
6.) Malhavok 491
7.) Simo Häyhä 462
8.) Big Boy Bob 396
9.) Skull Face 391
10.) Liemannen 318
Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 3,556
2.) Glueman 1,190
3.) Mr Dalliard 1,018
4.) Good Guy Badziew 1,010
5.) Abijah the Twice-named 1,009
6.) Bob Ross 1,009
7.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,005
8.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
9.) Killer Bean 1,003
10.) Alwareus 1,003
Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 1,845
2.) Glueman 1,182
3.) Bob Ross 1,009
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
6.) Alwareus 1,003
7.) Ebola-chan 1,003
8.) Vriska Serket 1,002
9.) Glaceon 1,002
10.) invisime 1,001
Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Yarish 1,989
2.) Killer Bean 1,722
3.) Liemannen 1,638
4.) Black Saphire 1,596
5.) Devlin Bower 1,500
6.) Tyrannicus 1,481
7.) Mr Dalliard 1,250
8.) The Tartan Terror 1,245
9.) Good Guy Badziew 1,212
10.) Baalhrezem 1,211
Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Devlin Bower 1,433
2.) Liemannen 1,367
3.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,192
4.) :Ghost: 1,176
5.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,154
6.) The Tartan Terror 1,119
7.) MelaniaTrump 1,088
8.) Armaros 1,079
9.) Pascal 1,066
10.) Huntress 1,065 _________________ Carilgar (7989) | Seldara (7990) | Nightfire (7991) | Stormshadow (8049) | A Pair of Doorknocking Mormons (8050) | Chianni (8051) | Koldar (11873) | Themys (12088) | Selaedria (12395)
Joined: Sep 14, 2014 Posts: 228 Location: Probably a Stronghold
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2021 4:19 pm Post subject:
So I have about 200 newspapers and nothing to do.
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Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 2,308
2.) Glueman 1,188
3.) Your crazy twin 1,011
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
6.) Alwareus 1,003
7.) Ebola-chan 1,003
8.) Vriska Serket 1,002
9.) Glaceon 1,002
10.) invisime 1,001
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Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 5,101
3.) a bag of XP 4,461
4.) An True 2,717
5.) Devlin Bower 2,701
6.) Bob Probert 2,351
7.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
8.) Bugabear 2,068
9.) tastyintestines 1,925
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
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Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Sofia Piscitelli 99,125
3.) R5-D4 87,956
4.) Big Boy Bob 84,708
5.) Manco 83,766
6.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
7.) Janni 69,608
8.) Serena Hasheen 64,367
9.) Doc Heywood 55,818
10.) Brother Yngvi 52,767
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Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,938
2.) a bag of XP 3,560
3.) An True 2,186
4.) Grigori Rasputin 1,736
5.) Devlin Bower 1,300
6.) A Horse-Toothed Jackass 1,274
7.) Ricky Spanish 1,128
8.) Mango 1,106
9.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,100
10.) Aaaargh 1,098
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Top Demon Killers (Career)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Bob Ross 1,238
2.) Skull Face 1,177
3.) Baalberith 1,165
4.) Pharaoh 1,046
5.) Catvom 1,017
6.) Kiano 898
7.) Eliise 890
8.) Two-Socks 862
9.) A shadow 708
10.) Kira 701
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Top Degenerates (Career)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 7,847
2.) Bad Horse 4,061
3.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
4.) Karst 2,652
5.) Circle 2,399
6.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,998
7.) Raziel 1,910
8.) Chrigel Glanzmann 1,457
9.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
10.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,341
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Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,417
2.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
3.) Catvom 1,083
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
6.) Kiano 783
7.) Eliise 616
8.) Helen Keller 589
9.) Mr Scavvy 581
10.) Liemannen 557
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Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Carilgar 2,179
2.) Seldara 2,068
3.) The Flash 1,754
4.) Liemannen 1,735
5.) IvankaTrump 1,649
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,618
7.) BarronTrump 1,593
8.) Arnold 1,512
9.) Chianni 1,510
10.) Sylveon 1,480
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Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,499
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Patchy the Pirate 1,676
4.) Black Saphire 1,673
5.) The King In Yellow 1,570
6.) Seldara 1,500
7.) Carilgar 1,488
8.) Chompy 1,471
9.) Nightfire 1,431
10.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
Joined: May 12, 2019 Posts: 22 Location: glueman's glue abode
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 8:22 am Post subject:
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Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Rick C-137 1,523
3.) Rust Belt Bill 1,333
4.) neo-frosty 1,185
5.) A critical mass of fat guys 1,128
6.) FrederickChristTrump 1,127
7.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,108
8.) Tom Green 1,108
9.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,087
10.) an inconspicuous bystander 1,084
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Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) Rust Belt Bill 1,531
2.) Mrs Robinson 1,128
3.) Marie Curie 1,084
4.) Abaddon 1,067
5.) Zywie 1,063
6.) Aaida 1,063
7.) AmIaGhost 1,030
8.) Rylai 1,029
9.) IvankaTrump 1,022
10.) Rydell 1,021
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Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 5,026
2.) Desmond 3,214
3.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 2,438
4.) Obliteration 2,318
5.) Iðunn 1,993
6.) Edgar Flume 1,932
7.) Mango 1,509
8.) Finn 1,500
9.) Pixel 1,428
10.) Doc Heywood 1,398
Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Sofia Piscitelli 102,241
2.) Manco 83,737
3.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 73,518
4.) R5-D4 70,189
5.) Doc Heywood 56,154
6.) Big Boy Bob 52,991
7.) Dr Teeth 47,914
8.) Zywie 44,490
9.) Syriti 42,307
10.) no one 41,123
Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Devlin Bower 1,434
2.) Liemannen 1,380
3.) :Ghost: 1,295
4.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,198
5.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,154
6.) The Tartan Terror 1,119
7.) MelaniaTrump 1,088
8.) Armaros 1,079
9.) Huntress 1,077
10.) Postman Pat 1,071
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Top Door Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Amok 1,344
2.) :Ghost: 1,329
3.) Thilly Gooth 1,308
4.) EricTrump 1,166
5.) Nathan Grantham 1,139
6.) Emma Burke 1,109
7.) The Shockmaster 1,085
8.) FrederickChristTrump 1,066
9.) Coron 1,054
10.) a tree octopus 1,053
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Top Electricians (Breath)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Volstok 1,717
2.) Coron 1,556
3.) a tree octopus 1,300
4.) Vylekh 1,100
5.) Nightwielder 1,096
6.) a wandering kitsune 1,084
7.) Indistinct Gibberish 1,067
8.) tastyintestines 1,047
9.) Garden 1,035
10.) Phix 1,032
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Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 2,308
2.) Glueman 1,211
3.) Your crazy twin 1,011
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
6.) Alwareus 1,003
7.) Ebola-chan 1,003
8.) Vriska Serket 1,002
9.) Glaceon 1,002
10.) invisime 1,001
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Top Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,851
2.) Father Christmas 3,774
3.) a black-footed ferret 3,334
4.) The Collector 2,988
5.) Tamamo 2,832
6.) Deathpoint 2,437
7.) Signed 2,263
8.) Emmett Brown 2,024
9.) FrederickChristTrump 2,011
10.) Aaida 1,758
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Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Elska Skapraun 4,970
2.) a bag of XP 3,708
3.) An True 2,188
4.) A Horse-Toothed Jackass 1,339
5.) Devlin Bower 1,311
6.) Ricky Spanish 1,128
7.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,109
8.) Mango 1,108
9.) Aaaargh 1,098
10.) Catvom 1,070
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Top Demon Killers (Breath)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Pharaoh 957
2.) Catvom 808
3.) Kira 701
4.) Alyss Kain 601
5.) Sartan 567
6.) Baalberith 496
7.) Malhavok 491
8.) Simo Häyhä 484
9.) Big Boy Bob 409
10.) Liemannen 394
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Top Demon Killers (Career)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Bob Ross 1,300
2.) Skull Face 1,177
3.) Baalberith 1,165
4.) Catvom 1,054
5.) Pharaoh 1,046
6.) Kiano 898
7.) Eliise 890
8.) Two-Socks 862
9.) A shadow 708
10.) Kira 701
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Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 9,029
2.) Father Christmas 5,483
3.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,851
4.) The Collector 4,598
5.) Signed 2,841
6.) Tamamo 2,832
7.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
8.) An Animated Factory 2,685
9.) Jabril 2,586
10.) buzz deathwish 2,574
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Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 4,019
2.) Glueman 1,219
3.) Mr Dalliard 1,018
4.) Your crazy twin 1,011
5.) Abijah the Twice-named 1,010
6.) Bob Ross 1,010
7.) Good Guy Badziew 1,010
8.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,005
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
10.) Killer Bean 1,003
Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 5,133
3.) a bag of XP 4,609
4.) An True 2,719
5.) Devlin Bower 2,712
6.) Bob Probert 2,351
7.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
8.) Bugabear 2,068
9.) tastyintestines 1,925
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
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Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,499
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Patchy the Pirate 1,676
4.) Black Saphire 1,673
5.) The King In Yellow 1,570
6.) Seldara 1,500
7.) Carilgar 1,488
8.) Chompy 1,471
9.) Nightfire 1,431
10.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
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Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Notorious RBG 3,905
2.) Father Christmas 3,800
3.) Sara 3,771
4.) Deathpoint 3,752
5.) Emmett Brown 3,288
6.) Aaida 3,267
7.) a random janitor 3,169
8.) Tamamo 3,148
9.) Explosivo 3,018
10.) Martha Stewart 2,797
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Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Nathan Grantham 1,434
6.) Tyrannicus 1,395
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
8.) Amok 1,368
9.) Jabril 1,348
10.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
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Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Yarish 1,989
2.) Killer Bean 1,722
3.) Liemannen 1,651
4.) Black Saphire 1,596
5.) Devlin Bower 1,501
6.) Tyrannicus 1,481
7.) :Ghost: 1,295
8.) Mr Dalliard 1,255
9.) The Tartan Terror 1,245
10.) Good Guy Badziew 1,215
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Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Grugg 4,497
3.) tastyintestines 2,928
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,854
7.) Overseer 1,681
8.) Sac II 1,673
9.) Gromit 1,642
10.) Rick C-137 1,523
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Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,417
2.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
3.) Catvom 1,092
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
6.) Kiano 783
7.) Eliise 616
8.) Helen Keller 589
9.) Mr Scavvy 581
10.) Liemannen 573
_________________ Active Chars // Glueman - 11968 // Dr Coomer - 12377 // Rootin Tootin Rasputin - 12819
Joined: Jan 19, 2010 Posts: 239 Location: USA - CST
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 6:04 pm Post subject:
Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 9,032
2.) Father Christmas 5,967
3.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,851
4.) The Collector 4,598
5.) Signed 3,556
6.) Tamamo 3,001
7.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
8.) An Animated Factory 2,685
9.) Jabril 2,586
10.) buzz deathwish 2,574
Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 5,371
2.) Erduhr-Khazai 3,932
3.) Desmond 3,646
4.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 2,565
5.) Bob Ross 2,499
6.) Obliteration 2,493
7.) Liemannen 2,452
8.) Edgar Flume 2,124
9.) Iðunn 1,993
10.) The Tartan Terror 1,872
Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Badziew 1,928
4.) Good Guy Badziew 1,811
5.) Rust Belt Bill 1,574
6.) Zagara 1,561
7.) the return 1,529
8.) The Green Arrow 1,464
9.) Mystic 1,343
10.) Peregrine Moore 1,251
Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 5,153
3.) a bag of XP 4,751
4.) An True 2,724
5.) Devlin Bower 2,723
6.) Bob Probert 2,352
7.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
8.) Bugabear 2,069
9.) tastyintestines 1,926
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
2.) a bag of XP 672,694
3.) Nathan Grantham 436,840
4.) An True 406,017
5.) Franknfurter 326,884
6.) Elska Skapraun 312,220
7.) Sara 264,614
8.) Champion Sounds 256,412
9.) Grunk the Pale 236,780
10.) Haldos Jnr 222,910
Top Demon Killers (Career)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Bob Ross 1,369
2.) Skull Face 1,177
3.) Baalberith 1,165
4.) Catvom 1,057
5.) Pharaoh 1,046
6.) Kiano 899
7.) Eliise 890
8.) Two-Socks 862
9.) A shadow 708
10.) Kira 701
Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Carilgar 2,179
2.) Seldara 2,068
3.) Liemannen 1,791
4.) The Flash 1,754
5.) IvankaTrump 1,649
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,618
7.) BarronTrump 1,593
8.) Mockfjärdsvapnet 1,524
9.) Arnold 1,512
10.) Chianni 1,510
Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Nathan Grantham 1,434
6.) Tyrannicus 1,395
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
8.) Amok 1,368
9.) Jabril 1,348
10.) The Majestic Deadmeat 1,338
Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Sofia Piscitelli 106,512
3.) R5-D4 87,956
4.) Big Boy Bob 85,018
5.) Manco 83,766
6.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
7.) Janni 69,955
8.) Serena Hasheen 65,127
9.) Doc Heywood 56,317
10.) Brother Yngvi 53,878
Top Degenerates (Career)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 7,847
2.) Bad Horse 4,464
3.) Kenny McCormick 3,668
4.) Karst 2,652
5.) Circle 2,399
6.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,998
7.) Raziel 1,910
8.) Chrigel Glanzmann 1,457
9.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
10.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,358
Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Grugg 4,497
3.) tastyintestines 2,928
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,854
7.) Overseer 1,681
8.) Sac II 1,673
9.) Gromit 1,642
10.) Rick C-137 1,523
Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Gromit 2,204
3.) a tree octopus 2,153
4.) Guttersnipe 1,969
5.) Assistant Professor Chaos 1,805
6.) Janni 1,779
7.) The Shockmaster 1,717
8.) Volstok 1,717
9.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,697
10.) R5-D4 1,697
Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Bad Guy Badziew 5,283
2.) Good Guy Badziew 4,581
3.) Sentient Spellbook 4,491
4.) Cassandra 3,893
5.) Badziew 3,426
6.) SonginSilence 3,297
7.) Gimner 3,199
8.) Muppetlord 3,153
9.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,887
10.) Scarbrand 2,886
Top Gourmands (Career)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) Franknfurter 2,499
2.) Gromit 2,096
3.) Patchy the Pirate 1,676
4.) Black Saphire 1,673
5.) The King In Yellow 1,570
6.) Seldara 1,500
7.) Carilgar 1,488
8.) Chompy 1,471
9.) Nightfire 1,431
10.) Bleu Saphire 1,424
Top Crafters (Career)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Father Christmas 4,196
2.) Deathpoint 3,999
3.) Notorious RBG 3,923
4.) Sara 3,771
5.) Aaida 3,369
6.) Tamamo 3,295
7.) Emmett Brown 3,288
8.) a random janitor 3,169
9.) Explosivo 3,018
10.) Martha Stewart 2,995
Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) a bag of XP 570,046
2.) Elska Skapraun 299,335
3.) Franknfurter 297,076
4.) An True 283,058
5.) Sara 252,607
6.) Nathan Grantham 234,308
7.) BarronTrump 180,827
8.) I was once a plant! 176,093
9.) Mettaton 153,089
10.) Expired Condiments 134,957
Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Devlin Bower 1,435
2.) Liemannen 1,383
3.) :Ghost: 1,295
4.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,204
5.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,154
6.) The Tartan Terror 1,119
7.) MelaniaTrump 1,088
8.) Armaros 1,079
9.) Huntress 1,077
10.) Postman Pat 1,071
Top Alcoholics (Breath)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,696
2.) Rick C-137 1,523
3.) Rust Belt Bill 1,333
4.) neo-frosty 1,185
5.) A critical mass of fat guys 1,128
6.) FrederickChristTrump 1,127
7.) A Little Baby Dragon 1,108
8.) Tom Green 1,108
9.) Hyperbolic Stan 1,087
10.) an inconspicuous bystander 1,084
Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Slimer 2,525
2.) Molovian 2,294
3.) Samantha Baron 2,187
4.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,136
5.) Abdul Alhazred 2,128
6.) Esther 1,967
7.) Elisabeth Kirchner 1,955
8.) Aurix 1,887
9.) Kyra Redstorm 1,883
10.) Ranath Myket 1,860
Top Degenerates (Breath)
Character
Power Removed
1.) Bad Horse 2,967
2.) Raziel 1,903
3.) Ed Gruberman 1,428
4.) a crossdressing cannibal 1,358
5.) Emma Burke 1,168
6.) Volstok 1,081
7.) Kael 1,080
8.) BarronTrump 1,079
9.) a wandering kitsune 1,070
10.) a faceless child 1,069
Top Repairmen (Breath)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,851
2.) Father Christmas 4,260
3.) a black-footed ferret 3,337
4.) Tamamo 3,001
5.) The Collector 2,988
6.) Signed 2,978
7.) Deathpoint 2,568
8.) Emmett Brown 2,024
9.) FrederickChristTrump 2,011
10.) Aaida 1,802
Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 2,308
2.) Glueman 1,232
3.) Your crazy twin 1,011
4.) a wandering kitsune 1,005
5.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,004
6.) Alwareus 1,003
7.) Ebola-chan 1,003
8.) Vriska Serket 1,002
9.) Glaceon 1,002
10.) invisime 1,001
Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Father Christmas 4,043
2.) Deathpoint 3,999
3.) Notorious RBG 3,923
4.) Aaida 3,369
5.) Tamamo 3,295
6.) Sara 3,258
7.) Emmett Brown 3,257
8.) Explosivo 3,018
9.) Martha Stewart 2,995
10.) Luciella 2,311 _________________ "Hey, don't talk about bacon." - Frank Lapidus
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Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
2.) a bag of XP 672,694
3.) Nathan Grantham 436,840
4.) An True 406,017
5.) Franknfurter 326,884
6.) Elska Skapraun 312,220
7.) Sara 264,614
8.) Champion Sounds 256,412
9.) Grunk the Pale 236,780
10.) Haldos Jnr 222,910
Today I accidentally read a newspaper instead of a book...
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Today plans were announced to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the establishment of Cimmerian University. The famed university, established on land owned by the family of early Laurentian settler Lucien Moreau, has enjoyed great success in recent decades, quickly becoming one of the most prestigious research institutions in the world. Cimmerian University Chancellor E.K. Smith said that the university planned a celebration of "a long history of ingenuity, hard work and cooperation" that made the establishment of the university possible.
Chancellor Smith also announced that a monument to famed history professor Erica Tatham would be unveiled in Quadrant Park next year as part of the anniversary celebrations, and that the park would be rechristened as Tatham Park to celebrate her accomplishments. Erica Tatham, daughter of Laurentia Capitol architect Elisabeth Tatham, was the longest-serving professor in Cimmerian University history, as well as being one of its original professors at its establishment.
It is thought that these celebrations are being planned far in advance to avoid conflicting with preparations for the bicentennial of Laurentia itself in 14 years, much of which will focus on the oldest surviving building in the city, the farmhouse built in southern Cimmeria by Lucien Moreau. University officials have stated that they will ensure celebrations of Cimmerian University do not overlap with the greater bicentennial celebrations almost a decade later. A redesign of the University logo will be unveiled next year.
Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
2.) Sofia Piscitelli 115,386
3.) R5-D4 87,956
4.) Big Boy Bob 85,273
5.) Manco 83,766
6.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
7.) Janni 70,158
8.) Serena Hasheen 66,965
9.) Doc Heywood 56,603
10.) Brother Yngvi 56,582
City Administration officials closed the luxurious Arcadia Flats apartment complex in the district of Sunset yesterday afternoon, having evicted or arrested all of its remaining residents. City Administration spokesman Aldric Langlais said in a statement that Arcadia Flats had been under investigation for months and that LCPD had produced evidence of the building being used as a base for criminal enterprises in the city, and that no one who still lived in the complex was "completely clean," though he added that only a small percentage of its residents had actually been arrested.
The Laurentian Observer posted on its blog this morning that an anonymous witness had seen a search warrant delivered to one of the units in the Arcadia Flats complex, and that it had accused the residents of the unit in question of simply "harbouring an unregistered organization." More importantly, the witness stated, the notice bore the name and signature of City Administrator Albert Kojima, who has not been seen in public for several months now.
The closure of the Arcadia Flats complex is perhaps the strongest public action yet taken under the authority of the Citizen Safety and Protection Act, which was passed by both houses of Parliament last summer and signed into law immediately. Critics of the law have stated that it effectively gives the City Administration unlimited power without any checks on its authority. Supporters have said that such strong measures are necessary to ensure Laurentian stability as turmoil and unrest spreads across the globe. An LCPD spokesman was unwilling to comment on this story when contacted, only saying that "sensitive legal matters are an issue for the authorities to resolve privately."
Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Bad Guy Badziew 5,431
2.) Good Guy Badziew 4,793
3.) Sentient Spellbook 4,679
4.) Cassandra 3,893
5.) Badziew 3,614
6.) SonginSilence 3,297
7.) Gimner 3,199
8.) Muppetlord 3,153
9.) a red-billed cuckoo 2,887
10.) Scarbrand 2,886
A mob of protestors gathered around the Olympic Tower has stayed up all night calling for City Administrator Kojima to emerge and restore order to the city after the second day of city-wide unrest. The protestors, who are mainly concentrated on International Avenue in front of the main entrance of the skyscraper, have demanded answers for the inexplicable disappearance of Laurentian political leadership in the face of the recent escalation of the war.
One protestor, who refused to give his name, said that citizens from all corners of the city had lost faith in government promises to protect Laurentian neutrality, and that their supposed disappearance is proof of this. "I assume that the members of Parliament are all in their bunkers now, safe and cozy. Why would they go there unless they thought the bombs were going to start falling on us? We are a city without leadership now, and we need answers more than ever."
A special detachment of the Laurentia City Police Department has stood in front of the doors leading into the Olympic Tower all night and into the morning hours, but at press time no representative of the LCPD had offered a statement. The protestors have been vocal and agitated toward the officers at the Olympic Tower, but have largely been peaceful with no reports of property damage last night.
Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Gromit 2,204
3.) a tree octopus 2,189
4.) Guttersnipe 1,969
5.) Assistant Professor Chaos 1,805
6.) Janni 1,783
7.) Andrew 1,743
8.) The Shockmaster 1,717
9.) Volstok 1,717
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,697
A recent citywide poll found that Laurentians favoured neutrality in the ongoing world war by a massive 87% margin. Conducted by the Laurentian Observer, the poll asked residents in each district of the city whether they were in favour of continued neutrality or if they felt Laurentia should begin offering support to one or more belligerents. The vast majority of respondents said that under no circumstances should the Free City side with any of the warring alliances.
The tiny minority that did favour Laurentian involvement in the war almost unanimously favoured Laurentian aid to its only neighbour and former mother country, the Hamartican Commonwealth. Hamartica only entered the war two weeks ago, leading to the closure of Laurentian land, air and sea borders. A few respondents explained that though Laurentia and the Commonwealth had different governments and national ideologies, they shared a common heritage and history.
A handful of respondents suggested that Laurentia should take advantage of the situation and join the war against Hamartica, seizing territory and expanding the nation even further beyond the borders of the existing Free City. The Hamartican military has been spread thin since joining the international peacekeeping mission nine years ago, just before the collapse of the Global Federation government. This has been cited by many experts as one of the reasons Laurentian independence was not challenged by the Hamartican military outside of the realm of political debates.
Top Target Shooters (Career)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) buzz deathwish 2,209
2.) a tiny grasshopper 2,139
3.) Badziew 1,955
4.) Good Guy Badziew 1,831
5.) Mystic 1,711
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,574
7.) Zagara 1,561
8.) the return 1,529
9.) Marie Curie 1,495
10.) The Green Arrow 1,464
Top Repairmen (Career)
Character
Items Repaired
1.) a black-footed ferret 9,129
2.) Father Christmas 7,698
3.) A pair of doorknocking Mormons 4,851
4.) The Collector 4,598
5.) Signed 3,579
6.) Tamamo 3,527
7.) Deathpoint 2,888
8.) a tiny grasshopper 2,753
9.) An Animated Factory 2,685
10.) Jabril 2,586
Top Pet Killers (Career)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 6,134
2.) Desmond 5,192
3.) Erduhr-Khazai 4,540
4.) Edgar Flume 3,342
5.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 3,288
6.) Liemannen 2,823
7.) Obliteration 2,624
8.) Bob Ross 2,516
9.) Iðunn 1,993
10.) The Tartan Terror 1,915
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Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Sofia Piscitelli 151,603
2.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
3.) R5-D4 87,956
4.) Big Boy Bob 85,811
5.) Manco 83,766
6.) Serena Hasheen 74,534
7.) Special Agent: Kitty-Bat-Kat 74,210
8.) Brother Yngvi 71,607
9.) Janni 70,704
10.) Doc Heywood 57,256
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Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Doorman! 1,694
4.) Black Saphire 1,511
5.) Nathan Grantham 1,435
6.) Tyrannicus 1,395
7.) Meatbag the Mime 1,388
8.) Amok 1,368
9.) Jabril 1,348
10.) :Ghost: 1,343
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Most Killed Characters (Career)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Kenny McCormick 10,710
2.) Elska Skapraun 5,456
3.) a bag of XP 5,140
4.) An True 3,054
5.) Devlin Bower 2,768
6.) Bob Probert 2,353
7.) the Gulf Oil Spill 2,165
8.) Bugabear 2,070
9.) tastyintestines 1,927
10.) Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg 1,787
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Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 4,019
2.) Glueman 1,266
3.) Aaida 1,050
4.) Mockfjärdsvapnet 1,024
5.) Mr Dalliard 1,018
6.) Abijah the Twice-named 1,011
7.) Your crazy twin 1,011
8.) Bob Ross 1,010
9.) Good Guy Badziew 1,010
10.) Hail Hydra!!1! 1,005
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Top Readers (Career)
Character
Books Read
1.) Bad Guy Badziew 5,521
2.) Good Guy Badziew 5,060
3.) Sentient Spellbook 4,858
4.) Cassandra 3,893
5.) Badziew 3,808
6.) sheldonbunny 3,301
7.) SonginSilence 3,297
8.) Xiviron 3,205
9.) Gimner 3,199
10.) Muppetlord 3,153
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Top Pill Takers (Career)
Character
Pills Taken
1.) Carilgar 2,179
2.) Seldara 2,068
3.) Liemannen 1,933
4.) The Flash 1,754
5.) IvankaTrump 1,649
6.) Manrias le Normro 1,618
7.) BarronTrump 1,593
8.) Doc Heywood 1,526
9.) Mockfjärdsvapnet 1,524
10.) Arnold 1,512
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Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Quarrel 2,418
2.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
3.) Catvom 1,138
4.) A shadow 1,063
5.) Kiano 828
6.) Tufty, the psychotic squirrel 816
7.) Liemannen 695
8.) Eliise 616
9.) Helen Keller 589
10.) Mr Scavvy 581
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Top Alcoholics (Career)
Character
Booze Consumed
1.) Patchy the Pirate 4,698
2.) Grugg 4,497
3.) tastyintestines 2,928
4.) Yaz Shamriz 2,052
5.) Vile Brimstone 2,042
6.) Rust Belt Bill 1,854
7.) Overseer 1,681
8.) Sac II 1,673
9.) Gromit 1,642
10.) Rick C-137 1,523
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Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Yarish 1,989
2.) Killer Bean 1,722
3.) Liemannen 1,669
4.) Black Saphire 1,596
5.) Devlin Bower 1,502
6.) Tyrannicus 1,481
7.) :Ghost: 1,310
8.) Mr Dalliard 1,265
9.) The Central Scrutinizer 1,258
10.) The Tartan Terror 1,245
Probably the last newspaper that was ever read in this Breath...
Quote:
City Administration officials closed the luxurious Arcadia Flats apartment complex in the district of Sunset yesterday afternoon, having evicted or arrested all of its remaining residents. City Administration spokesman Aldric Langlais said in a statement that Arcadia Flats had been under investigation for months and that LCPD had produced evidence of the building being used as a base for criminal enterprises in the city, and that no one who still lived in the complex was "completely clean," though he added that only a small percentage of its residents had actually been arrested.
The Laurentian Observer posted on its blog this morning that an anonymous witness had seen a search warrant delivered to one of the units in the Arcadia Flats complex, and that it had accused the residents of the unit in question of simply "harbouring an unregistered organization." More importantly, the witness stated, the notice bore the name and signature of City Administrator Albert Kojima, who has not been seen in public for several months now.
The closure of the Arcadia Flats complex is perhaps the strongest public action yet taken under the authority of the Citizen Safety and Protection Act, which was passed by both houses of Parliament last summer and signed into law immediately. Critics of the law have stated that it effectively gives the City Administration unlimited power without any checks on its authority. Supporters have said that such strong measures are necessary to ensure Laurentian stability as turmoil and unrest spreads across the globe. An LCPD spokesman was unwilling to comment on this story when contacted, only saying that "sensitive legal matters are an issue for the authorities to resolve privately."
Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Nightwielder 6,166
2.) Desmond 4,932
3.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 3,369
4.) Edgar Flume 3,309
5.) Obliteration 2,624
6.) Erduhr-Khazai 2,211
7.) I�unn 1,993
8.) Oath 1,717
9.) Liemannen 1,705
10.) Vesbia the Purified 1,660
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