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SkullFace
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:34 pm    Post subject: The EUPD Files Reply with quote

The complaint:

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- Bob Ross uses a fake badge he got from a toy store to get in the door (2018-08-10 18:40:53).
- Bob Ross approachs the front desk to look for a desk sergeant to file a police brutality compklaint with (2018-08-10 18:41:24).
- Bob Ross said, "/he fills out some forms and slaps them in front of the ferret" (2018-08-10 18:42:06).
- Bob Ross also fails at emoting sometimes (2018-08-10 18:42:19).
- Bob Ross said, "I wish to file a report recording one of your officers attacking nd slaying me in Elysium without provocation. IA needs to take a good look at the Red Spy. Please reference the attached security cam footage: https://imgur.com/a/C759ecn" (2018-08-10 18:46:56).
- Bob Ross grabs a coffee and a donut while waiting for the official receipt for his complaint (2018-08-10 18:50:49).



The evidence:

https://imgur.com/a/r5eDj8H

https://imgur.com/a/cFzdjqf


The outcome:

https://imgur.com/a/aoP9N9w
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweedee. o.o

Mrrrdrrc! Doc, come on man! O_O DOKTOR!! MEH-DIC! Medic! Medic medic meeeedic!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many thanks for both the swift response and the hospitality Smile

I am a little confused as to the fact he is still an officer of the EUPD. Can I at least assume he has had an official reprimand attached to his file, as well as the awesome beating from Skull Face?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2018 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Epilog:

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I am but a humble Medical Examiner and disciplinary matters are handled by the tribe known as IA. An official report has been filed.


Stay tuned for more drama in next weeks edition of... The EUPD Files... a Quinn Martin production.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:00 am    Post subject: Law and Order: Mortal Victims Unit (cleaning house of thugs) Reply with quote

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- You fire a burst from your sub-machine gun into the area. Your attack affected 4 characters and/or pets and killed 0 pets and 0 characters. (2018-09-01 03:48:18).
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- You emote, " is a big fan of bacon though." (2018-09-01 03:49:33).
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:01 pm    Post subject: Law and Order 2: Electric Boogaloo Reply with quote

- The Invisible Zael destroyed a ward protecting this location! (2018-09-02 00:47:18).
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- You attack a black-footed ferret with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! (2018-09-02 00:48:59).
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- You attack a black-footed ferret with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! (2018-09-02 00:49:08).
- You attack a black-footed ferret with your Rifle and hit for 16 points of cold damage. His armor soaked 6 points of damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 16 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 30 Experience Points! (2018-09-02 00:49:11).
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- You attack a RED spy with your Rifle and hit for 22 points of cold damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 22 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 24 Experience Points! (2018-09-02 00:49:27).
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- You attack nikko with your Rifle and hit for 18 points of cold damage. His armor soaked 4 points of damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. Your attack also damaged and weakened his nikkos weightless armor, a . It is less effective! You gain 18 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 30 Experience Points! (2018-09-02 00:49:48).
- (2 times) You attack Choi Sooyoung with your Rifle and hit for 19 points of cold damage. Her armor soaked 3 points of damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 8 XP. (2018-09-02 00:50:06).
- You feel the effects of Sharp Vision fade. (2018-09-02 00:50:06).
- You attack Choi Sooyoung with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! (2018-09-02 00:50:09).
- ShriekingGhost let out a piercing shriek that seems to embody the pains of hell itself. You take 26 points of unholy damage. 5 characters and/or pets were affected by this attack. 0 pets and 0 characters were killed. (2018-09-02 00:50:10).
- You attack Choi Sooyoung with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! Your weapon was damaged during the attack. It is now less effective! (2018-09-02 00:50:11).
- You attack Choi Sooyoung with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! (2018-09-02 00:50:13).
- You attack Choi Sooyoung with your Sub-Machine Gun and hit for 13 points of cold damage. Her armor soaked 3 points of damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 6 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 7 Experience Points! (2018-09-02 00:50:18).
- You attack Nausicaä with your Rifle and hit for 22 points of cold damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 9 XP. (2018-09-02 00:50:27).
- (2 times) You attack Nausicaä with your Rifle and miss. This attack was endowed with magical energy! (2018-09-02 00:50:31).
- You attack Nausicaä with your Rifle and hit for 22 points of cold damage. This attack was endowed with magical energy! You gain 2 Magic Points. You gain 9 XP. This was enough to kill them! You gain an additional 7 Experience Points! (2018-09-02 00:50:33).
- The Invisible Zael locked the door. (2018-09-02 00:50:38).
- ShriekingGhost said, "Nice work crazy Nico" (2018-09-02 00:50:48).
- You say, "Thank you, thank you" (2018-09-02 00:51:41).
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

catvom wrote:
Many thanks for both the swift response and the hospitality Smile

I am a little confused as to the fact he is still an officer of the EUPD. Can I at least assume he has had an official reprimand attached to his file, as well as the awesome beating from Skull Face?

Bob Ross


I see that IA are obviously very backlogged, as corruption is still an issue on the force.

He went and did it again

A Red Spy is still an active officer, even after all the police abuse.....he didn't even try to charge me with a crime!

Bob Ross
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